The Bachelor: Tierra flies away on her broom & Lesley is swept under the rug*

I AM ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE. 

SHOULD I GO BUY BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP.

A ROUGH DEPICTION ON HOW I FEEL ABOUT LESLEY BEING SENT HOME

"I don't understand how Lesley was sent home; she is a better fit for Sean than I am.

 My beliefs are shattered." 

-Catherine

WELL AMERICA COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH YOU, HONEY. 

At least we can expect to see Lesley on next season of The Bachelorette. 

In addition, I'm sure we will be seeing more of Tierra on MTV's True Life: I can't control my eyebrow. 

"I CAN'T HELP WHAT MY FACE DOES, I'VE NEVER HAD BOTOX.  IF I SMILED ALL DAY, MY FACE WOULD GET TIRED."  -THE TIERRORIST

I'LL REMEMBER TO USE THAT LINE NEXT TIME I'M IN A DRAMA FEST WITH 5 OTHER KIND STRANGERS. 

OH AND BY THE WAY, TIERRA, YOU ARE SOOO ORIGINAL, UNIQUE AND TALENTED BECAUSE YOUR MOM TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE SPARKLE. NO ONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET HAS A MOM THAT TELLS THEM THEY ARE SPECIAL. NO ONE. YOU SHOULD BRAG ABOUT THAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE IT IS JUST THAT COOL AND UNIQUE. 

#SPARKLE

#CRAZYEYEBROW

sean. you're dead 2 me. 

I'm just still so distraught that Sean sent Lesley. I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY. I THINK I'M CALLING IN SICK TO WORK AND SCHOOL TOMORROW BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY CRYING AND APPLYING TO BE ON THE NEXT BACHELORETTE SO I CAN MARRY LESLEY BECAUSE SHE IS JUST THAT GREAT. 

*other brain storm titles for this blog included but were not limited to:

• THE BACHELOR: LESLEY'S GONE LET'S KILL OURSELVES
• THE BACHELOR: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD... AND THE GOOD WITCH IS STILL ALIVE BUT SHE WAS SENT HOME
• THE BACHELOR: "Lesley was sent home. My beliefs are shattered." -CATHERINE
• THE BACHELOR: SEAN'S GELLED HAIR SENDS AWAY TIERRA'S UNCONTROLLABLE EYE BROW AND SMASHES LESLEY'S PERFECT HEART;WHO IS CATHERINE

SORRY THIS BLOG WAS IN ALL CAPS NOT THAT SORRY

Crap with I'm carrying with me at any given moment

Items on me at any given moment. by gusta88 featuring white gold diamond earrings

1. Water bottle. A red one, in fact. It's always with me because the body just functions better when it's hydrated slash i'm hungover ninety two percent of the time. 
2. Nature Valley bar. These are both the BEST AND MOST CRUMBLY SNACK EVER YUM
3. iPhone. Where would I be without it?? Literally. Really. Seriously. really.
4. Coin purse. Mine actually looks just like this one. It's a sequined elephant and I got it from Spain.*~*~~*~*~*~
5. Hair ties. You never know when you need to put up your weave in preparation for a gurl fight~~
6. Earrings. More specifically, whatever earrings I was wearing the weekend before. You know I'm done with a night of partying when the earrings come off at the bar.
7. Sweet N Low. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BURNED TOO MANY TIMES BY BEING SOMEWHERE STRANDED WITH AN UNSWEET DRINK.
8. Burt's Bees chapstick. Because is there such a thing as anything better than chapstick that makes your lips tingly minty?~?~?~~?~?~?~?~?
9. Headphones. I'm never not listening to music. Lately, all things Al Green is on the repeat.
10. Scribbled Post Its. Usually scraps of to-do lists, or music I heard on Pandora and want to remember to put on my Spotify. The notes app on my iPhone is just as disorganized and chaotic as the tangible post it notes in my purse.
11. Pen. Usually, a pen from TTU Parking Services, because if I'm going to pay THIRTY dollars to them, I'M TAKING AS MANY FREE PENS AND NOTEBOOK PADS AS I FREAKING WELL PLEASE not to come off as bitter or anything.

And everyone meet the latest edition to my purse family: LINEA!!!!

Linea Pelle, Dylan, Olive, $195, BUT I GOT IT AT CHROME FOR $49 #BALLIN

She's perfect, ol' Linea. REBECCA, HAKEI, GEORGE, GINA, AND LUCY WELCOME YOU FERVENTLY.

Rebecca

ggl

ggl

Hakei

What to wear for everyone's least favorite day of the year

What to wear for VALENTINES! by gusta88 featuring a high heel

I had way too much fun making this, so I hope you print it out, frame it in gold, and put it next to your dead grandmother's urn ashes. IT'S. THAT. SPECIAL.

I know most people are like blah blah it's too cliche to wear hearts on Valentines blah blah, so expected blahblhahblah, WELL a little CLICHE never KILLED anyone. In fact, I want to say that one more time in bigger letters.

A little cliche never killed anyone.

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Elie Saab IN BROAD DAYLIGHT: Pre Fall '13

why, YES, i DID make this ass collage on Photoshop BY MYSELF in the confines of THE TEXAS TECH LIBARARY

My favorites of the collection. SHEER PANEL INSERTS, I'M HYPERVENTILATING

WhItE HaWt

Can't. Breathe. 

Saab introduces clothes that can be worn at an event that doesn't involve a red carpet. WOAH. If Gossip Girl wasn't over, I might even stretch to say that we would see that Tom Fordesque cape shirt graze the shoulders of Blaire Waldorf herself.

My favorite spring trend is monochromatic outfits. I might be ashamed to admit that my pants don't match my shirt or my shoes as I type this. It needs to become all of our new year's resolution to dress monochromatically (that may or may not be a word), and for lent, we all need to give up block-color dressing.

But spring trends will be discussed in a later blog post, because right now, the important thing is to gawk at Saab's daylight wear. Saab is one of the only designers I stalk on style.com, and while his S2013RTW and S2013CTR collections did not disappoint, I just kind of can't handle what 2013PF brought to the table. Maybe one day he'll pull a Missoni and whip up a Target collection. I both hope and absolutely do not hope that he does so.

HAVE A SAABULOUS DAY~~!~!~~!~!~! see that i did threre