Following People I Don't Actually Know--Diary of a Creeper

Here is where I go into detail on people I follow on Instagram and Twitter that I don't actually know. Non-celebrities. This is normal. (?)

Instagram
@cookeatrunrepeat

Just another twenty something college student. EXCEPT SHE DEVOTES HER LIFE AND EVERY WAKING SECOND TO EATING HEALTHY AND WORKING OUT. Above and beyond. She posts pictures of everything she eats and hashtags the main ingredients. She eats things I've never even heard of and probably can't even pronounce. Like "casein" or "nooch" and "deluxe buckinis" LIKE WHAT ARE YOU EATING??? It's bizarre because it's all so insanely healthy but looks SO delicious.  She has to spend like $150 on groceries every week. I'm jealouzzzz.

She inspires me to eat raw kale or seaweed or something.

@shewolff

I don't even know how I started following this girl. BUT I mean I know her life story. My friends give me so much sh*t for following her. When I started following her she was a senior in high school dating this boy "tHe LOvE oF HeR LiFeEeEe" and they broke up and she went through the whole break up super publically posting sappy quotes and "still thinking of you" captions AND IT WAS ENTERTAINING AS HELL then sh*t when downhill when she got to college and started working at Hooters and went into need-attention-must-post-selfies-constantly mode. She has a cat named Kashmir.

I KNOW ABSOLUTLEY WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT SHEWOLFF. Her major is theatre and she gets really hot and bothered when people tell her that's a stupid major. Maybs she'll be famous AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE OMG I FOLLOWED HER ON INSTA I CALLED IT.

OMG I almost forgot and so she has a YouTube channel and sings on it and she is a bad singer but thinks she's good, she's one of those, and it's like watching the beginning of an American Idol season OK OK I SWEAR THAT'S ALL I KNOW. SO ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

Twitter

@Singleprob

It's funny because this account started out as "Boyfriend Problems," during which time I also had a boyfriend. Then she turned into "Single Problems" and I followed suit soon after. SO IN EFFECT I feel like we are best friends forevz and have been through a lot together.

I can't handle how she uses Yahoo and sometimes her tweets are actually pretty stupid, but I've already made it this far with her and... unfollowing her now at this point would make me feel like I was going through a break up #singleprob

@NYC_Blonde

I don't know who this girl is BUT I KIND OF NEED HER TO GET A REALITY SHOW OR WRITE SNL SCENES OR SOMETHING. She is hyterical. She is like a real life Babe Walker (main character in White Girl Problem) or a sassier version of Carrie Bradshaw.



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Donni Charm Spring '13 Trunk Show

Scarves in my spring trunk show 

Trunk Show Donni Charm by gusta88 on Polyvore

WEEEEEEE spring trunk show!!! These are the scarves and colors that I will have for y'all. Echo is sold out online, but don't worry, mama's got it. A lot of these only have 1 or 2 left online, and they will most likely be sold out by the time my trunk show rolls around--which is why campus reps (aka me, hi) are so fun! Not to mention, discounts I can provide if you're a student at Tech. YAY~!~.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite scarves are.
For my spring trunk show, my favorites have to be zen together, bella and echo. I like to stick to the signature donni charm earthy-tones when it comes to my personal style, but I am a sucker for the lilac and pistachio colors of the bella scarves.

If you have a soft spot for lace, you will die for donni charm divine. I ordered a forever divine in white, which is an infinity-scarf version of the divine. Donni divine is also the only scarf available in desert rose, and I love that color.

One of my best sellers in my fall trunk show was the donni karma. I own it myself, and it's a reversible light blue/taupe light, fringe scarf. It's considered a "classic" for donni charm, and I had to bring it back for spring.

All of these are made of really light materials, so they won't weigh you down or make you hot this spring/summer. I've seen a lot of girls transform their scarf into a head piece for Coachella, or tie it to their beach bag/purse.

Jewelry in my spring trunk show

Donni Charm trunk show-jewels by gusta88 featuring hamsa jewelry

All the jewelry I ordered for my fall trunk show sold out the fastest. I thought I'd bring back the best sellers (wrap) in new colors, and include some of the spring collection jewelry. Donni Charm also recently came out with hair ties--WITH CUTE LITTLE WING CHARMS, of course.

My favorite item in their jewelry line this spring has to be donni groove. I mean, I ordered it in three colors.  

Ways to wear it

donni charm inspo by gusta88 featuring dondup

Notice the new donni charm muscle tanks in this picture! The yellow and sand-ish colored tanks, shown above, are the latest tee style in donni charm's spring '13 line. Super light-weight and easy-to-layer. Great for traveling or beach days.

If you know you want to buy one of the scarves or jewelry items before my trunk show (mid april), please leave a comment or text me! I'm getting the shipment in later this week and will have a trunk show soon after!

I ordered some scarves in a few different colors, but other than that there will only be one scarf in each style! AKA tell me ASAP so I can hold it for you. 

Look out for a Facebook event for the trunk show! :>

Hi, I'm an Aries, move over.

I did an article today for Study Breaks about zodiac compatibility and now my whole day is reading about astrology (twist my arm), which is something I can't help but be fascinated by. Allow me to go fully in depth on this unhealthy fixation (do I have a lot of those????) via astrology.com, my favorite zodiac platform (is that sad I have a favorite???????).

According to astrology.com, Aries...

• Are leaders. First in line to get things going. (I'VE BEEN THE LEADER IN MANY A GROUP PROJECT, AS I RECALL.)
• are "cardinal" signs and ike to initiate rather than complete (YES. COMPLETING HAS BEEN A PROBLEM FOR ME.
• Impulsive Aries might be tempted to ram their ideas down people's throats without even bothering to ask if they want to know (ACCURATE. SORRY MY IDEAS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS.)
• Are a bundle of energy and dynamism (I MEAN I'M TALKING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW, IT DOESN'T GET MORE ENERGETIC THAN THAT.)
• Are not likely to soften up--they're blunt and to the point. (WHAT IS BEATING AROUND THE BUSH?????)
• Ruled by the planet Mars, the "action planet" of the zodiac. Driven by passion and drive. (I FEEL AS THOUGH I'M A PASSIONATE CREATURE, YES.)
• Associated element is fire--hasty decision makers because they're so eager to jump right into things. All about action and enthusiasm. (JUMPING INTO THINGS??? HASTY??? IMPULSIVE??? YES. GUILTY. CHECK.)
• The Ram's color is bright red, a sure sign of the fire that breathes within. (WELL OKAY)
• When it comes to friendship, Aquarius are best suited for Aries (TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE IN FACT AQUARIUS.)
• When it comes to love, Leo and Sagittarius are the best matches for Aries (I HAVE DATED NEITHER)
• Almost perfect love matches: Gemini, Aquarius
• Opposites that may attract: Virgo, Scorpio (DATED A VIRGO FOR A LONG TIME)
• Signs to learn from: Pisces, Taurus
• Signs to avoid: Cancer, Capricorn

a r i e s~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~**~*~*~*~*~

"COASTIN' on a dream".... see what I did there.

Coastin' by gusta88 on Polyvore

I've developed an unhealthy fixation on coasters lately. The joke of a coaster set in my apartment currently, is a left over item from my sister's college days, and I think their duties as drink holders are coming to a swift end. They are glass and each have a fashionista cartoon sketch on them, similar to the cover of the Skinny Bitch book.

However, these cartoon-girl coasters have unidentified stains on them that Zeus himself could not find the tides to remove them with. These dirty coasters sit on the desk next to my bed and mock me during the day, and haunt me during the night, laughing at me menacingly.

"Tee Hee Hee, you need new coasters, we are going to ruin the entire atmostphere of your room and apartment because we are ugly Tee Hee Hee," is something to the effect of what they're saying every day. ANYWAYS....... I think it would be fun to collect coasters from different parts of the world so I guess on my next jaunt to Dubai and India I'll pick up a set or two. . . zZzZz. . . . Until then, I'm not opposed to Anthropology coasterzzz

A friend recently introduced me to the vast and wonderful world of markandgraham.com

OoOo MoNoGrAmMeD tHiNgZzZz!~!~!~!~

Other possible blog post titles:

• Hostess with the mostess AND COASTERS WITH THE MOSTERS
• "Ask not what your drink can do for you, but what you can do for your drink." -JFK
• "We can't hold your hair back, but we can hold your drink in the meantime." -Coasters
• aaannndddd that's all i got. 
• BY THE WAY.. BTW... the current title is a song. A catchy one, btw.