2.14.2013

Happy Valentine's Day, LoVeRs!~!~!~!


Valentine's Day




lovemaegan.com
Oscar De La Renta, New York Fashion Week
atlantic-pacific.blogspot.com
burnettsboards.com
just kidding, it's me, snapped this myself this morning, casual
-The Beatles
just kidding, i wrote this, original quote by me. 
striped-cherry.tumblr.com/
nbcnews.com 
pinterest.com
blog.allegravillella.com/valentines-day-inspiration

2.11.2013

The Bachelor: Tierra flies away on her broom & Lesley is swept under the rug*


I AM ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE. 
SHOULD I GO BUY BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP.

A ROUGH DEPICTION ON HOW I FEEL ABOUT LESLEY BEING SENT HOME

"I don't understand how Lesley was sent home; she is a better fit for Sean than I am.
 My beliefs are shattered." 
-Catherine
WELL AMERICA COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH YOU, HONEY. 

At least we can expect to see Lesley on next season of The Bachelorette
In addition, I'm sure we will be seeing more of Tierra on MTV's True Life: I can't control my eyebrow
"I CAN'T HELP WHAT MY FACE DOES, I'VE NEVER HAD BOTOX.  IF I SMILED ALL DAY, MY FACE WOULD GET TIRED."  -THE TIERRORIST
I'LL REMEMBER TO USE THAT LINE NEXT TIME I'M IN A DRAMA FEST WITH 5 OTHER KIND STRANGERS. 
OH AND BY THE WAY, TIERRA, YOU ARE SOOO ORIGINAL, UNIQUE AND TALENTED BECAUSE YOUR MOM TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE SPARKLE. NO ONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET HAS A MOM THAT TELLS THEM THEY ARE SPECIAL. NO ONE. YOU SHOULD BRAG ABOUT THAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE IT IS JUST THAT COOL AND UNIQUE. 

#SPARKLE
#CRAZYEYEBROW

sean. you're dead 2 me. 
I'm just still so distraught that Sean sent Lesley. I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY. I THINK I'M CALLING IN SICK TO WORK AND SCHOOL TOMORROW BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY CRYING AND APPLYING TO BE ON THE NEXT BACHELORETTE SO I CAN MARRY LESLEY BECAUSE SHE IS JUST THAT GREAT. 


*other brain storm titles for this blog included but were not limited to:

  • THE BACHELOR: LESLEY'S GONE LET'S KILL OURSELVES
  • THE BACHELOR: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD... AND THE GOOD WITCH IS STILL ALIVE BUT SHE WAS SENT HOME
  • THE BACHELOR: "Lesley was sent home. My beliefs are shattered." -CATHERINE
  • THE BACHELOR: SEAN'S GELLED HAIR SENDS AWAY TIERRA'S UNCONTROLLABLE EYE BROW AND SMASHES LESLEY'S PERFECT HEART;WHO IS CATHERINE
SORRY THIS BLOG WAS IN ALL CAPS NOT THAT SORRY

2.06.2013

Crap with I'm carrying with me at any given moment


Items on me at any given moment.






1. Water bottle. A red one, in fact. It's always with me because the body just functions better when it's hydrated slash i'm hungover ninety two percent of the time. 
2. Nature Valley bar. These are both the BEST AND MOST CRUMBLY SNACK EVER YUM
3. iPhone. Where would I be without it?? Literally. Really. Seriously. really.
4. Coin purse. Mine actually looks just like this one. It's a sequined elephant and I got it from Spain.*~*~~*~*~*~
5. Hair ties. You never know when you need to put up your weave in preparation for a gurl fight~~
6. Earrings. More specifically, whatever earrings I was wearing the weekend before. You know I'm done with a night of partying when the earrings come off at the bar.
7. Sweet N Low. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BURNED TOO MANY TIMES BY BEING SOMEWHERE STRANDED WITH AN UNSWEET DRINK.
8. Burt's Bees chapstick. Because is there such a thing as anything better than chapstick that makes your lips tingly minty?~?~?~~?~?~?~?~?
9. Headphones. I'm never not listening to music. Lately, all things Al Green is on the repeat.
10. Scribbled Post Its. Usually scraps of to-do lists, or music I heard on Pandora and want to remember to put on my Spotify. The notes app on my iPhone is just as disorganized and chaotic as the tangible post it notes in my purse.
11. Pen. Usually, a pen from TTU Parking Services, because if I'm going to pay THIRTY dollars to them, I'M TAKING AS MANY FREE PENS AND NOTEBOOK PADS AS I FREAKING WELL PLEASE not to come off as bitter or anything.

And everyone meet the latest edition to my purse family: LINEA!!!!
Linea Pelle, Dylan, Olive, $195, BUT I GOT IT AT CHROME FOR $49 #BALLIN

She's perfect, ol' Linea. REBECCA, HAKEI, GEORGE, GINA, AND LUCY WELCOME YOU FERVENTLY.

Rebecca
ggl
ggl
Hakei


2.05.2013

What to wear for everyone's least favorite day of the year

What to wear for VALENTINES!





I had way too much fun making this, so I hope you print it out, frame it in gold, and put it next to your dead grandmother's urn ashes. IT'S. THAT. SPECIAL.

I know most people are like blah blah it's too cliche to wear hearts on Valentines blah blah, so expected blahblhahblah, WELL a little CLICHE never KILLED anyone. In fact, I want to say that one more time in bigger letters.

A little cliche never killed anyone.

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