The Bachelor: Tierra flies away on her broom & Lesley is swept under the rug*

I AM ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE. 

SHOULD I GO BUY BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP.

A ROUGH DEPICTION ON HOW I FEEL ABOUT LESLEY BEING SENT HOME

"I don't understand how Lesley was sent home; she is a better fit for Sean than I am.

 My beliefs are shattered." 

-Catherine

WELL AMERICA COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH YOU, HONEY. 

At least we can expect to see Lesley on next season of The Bachelorette. 

In addition, I'm sure we will be seeing more of Tierra on MTV's True Life: I can't control my eyebrow. 

"I CAN'T HELP WHAT MY FACE DOES, I'VE NEVER HAD BOTOX.  IF I SMILED ALL DAY, MY FACE WOULD GET TIRED."  -THE TIERRORIST

I'LL REMEMBER TO USE THAT LINE NEXT TIME I'M IN A DRAMA FEST WITH 5 OTHER KIND STRANGERS. 

OH AND BY THE WAY, TIERRA, YOU ARE SOOO ORIGINAL, UNIQUE AND TALENTED BECAUSE YOUR MOM TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE SPARKLE. NO ONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET HAS A MOM THAT TELLS THEM THEY ARE SPECIAL. NO ONE. YOU SHOULD BRAG ABOUT THAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE IT IS JUST THAT COOL AND UNIQUE. 

#SPARKLE

#CRAZYEYEBROW

sean. you're dead 2 me. 

I'm just still so distraught that Sean sent Lesley. I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY. I THINK I'M CALLING IN SICK TO WORK AND SCHOOL TOMORROW BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY CRYING AND APPLYING TO BE ON THE NEXT BACHELORETTE SO I CAN MARRY LESLEY BECAUSE SHE IS JUST THAT GREAT. 

*other brain storm titles for this blog included but were not limited to:

• THE BACHELOR: LESLEY'S GONE LET'S KILL OURSELVES
• THE BACHELOR: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD... AND THE GOOD WITCH IS STILL ALIVE BUT SHE WAS SENT HOME
• THE BACHELOR: "Lesley was sent home. My beliefs are shattered." -CATHERINE
• THE BACHELOR: SEAN'S GELLED HAIR SENDS AWAY TIERRA'S UNCONTROLLABLE EYE BROW AND SMASHES LESLEY'S PERFECT HEART;WHO IS CATHERINE

SORRY THIS BLOG WAS IN ALL CAPS NOT THAT SORRY