I've been watching a lot of food channel lately, and in accordance with that, have seen a lot of Giada's bicuspids (can you tell my mom is a hygienist) lately. My sister and I had an in-depth convo about our feelings towards Giada, on both her TV presence and food. And yes, her mouth. I mean, she is just happy! She smiles with every word.
|"I hope bugs don't get stuck in my teeth in the fake wind blown photoshoot"|
|"NO Bobby Flay, MY teeth--I MEAN TEAM--will be the Next Food Network Star"|
|"And here is where I do a face pose for the camera right before I open the oven"|
|"Frowning on the inside because this photo shoot is almost over and I won't be photographed smiling until tomorrow."|
|"I LOVE SMILING. SMILING'S MY FAVORITE."|
|"Trying to distract from my big chompers by showing off my big honkers. NOT WORKING THOUGH."|
Well I've been practicing my Giada face.
I mean, I think I've almost got it down. I just need to be making pasta while I do the Giada smile. We look like sisterz. On the real though, did i just say that?, I think G is beautiful and I would kill to have her smile, hair, body, or cooking skills, so I'm just a bitter blogger avoiding studying for finals.
DON'T LET ME RAIN ON YOUR PARADE, GIADA. I KNOW YOU WILL SMILE EITHER WAY THOUGH.
|Smile so hard, muthaf*ckas wanna blog me*|