Just rehashing what I said in the last blog, Halitosis is bad breath disease. One gets this by eating sh*t consistently. When you eat crap, your teeth rot, and your tongue changes. When you eat crap, your stomach has to produce a lot of acid to digest it. Over years, all the damage on your teeth, tongue, and stomach take its toll, and when you breathe out, your breath is atrocious. Because of all the crap you ate in your teens and twenties.
Eat cheetos=have bad teeth, tongue, stomach=Halitosis=Bad breath=No one wants to kiss you=Be single forever.
Therefore, kids, EAT CHEETOS=BE SINGLE FOREVER
Ok, I'm off my soap box.